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Just remember. You aren’t actually driving the Roadster at all. You are driving

Oct 16, 2026 · via X · @Scobleizer
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"Just remember.

You aren’t actually driving the Roadster at all.

You are driving a computer and it is telling another computer how to drive the car.

It is steer by wire. Brake by wire. Accelerate by wire.

But you will think it is better to drive than any other.

Isn’t that a mind f###?

Oh and it is SI, formerly known as AI.

I am very emotional tonight. Am thinking about why.

Will write that on the way to the @TheHumanoidHub conference in the morning.

Missed today, had too much to do.

But it goes back to the Tesla owners at the @theXtakeover last week. Several Cybertruck owners told me about getting flipped off in several places in America.

This makes all the shit that I took for years worth it.

I am writing this to you from my 2018 Tesla.

Elon thank you for making our dreams far more interesting tonight.

Quoting @cb_doge: “Here’s the full Tesla Roadster unveiling event.

0:15 – Crazy Tesla + SpaceX collab preview
2:25 – Last manually driven Tesla car
2:53 – Taking it way past the limits
3:15 – Countdown & first flight works
5:38 – Flying cars are real
5:41 – Peter Thiel flying cars quote
6:02 – Fan suction system (up to 2G)
6:16 – Downforce & crushing track records
7:08 – Starman appearance
7:52 – Rocket thrusters & full gymnastics
8:52 – Kickflip demo (Tony Hawk approved)
9:32 – Real road car + rocket car future
9:56 – Air tanks, nozzles & specs
10:14 – Rechargeable ultra-high pressure air
10:36 – Car reveal & aerospace design
12:50 – Fan modes 
13:37 – Variable pitch rear wing
13:50 – 0-60 goal under 1 second
14:21 – Acceleration demo
16:22 – 0.81s 0-60 achieved
16:26 – Production car will be even quicker
17:05 – World’s quickest production car
17:28 – Top speed & Snake River Canyon teaser
18:26 – Mach 0.5+ goal
18:52 – First best flying car + last best driver’s car
19:04 – Production starts 2028”"

(Source: X · @Scobleizer)

"Just remember. You aren’t actually driving the Roadster at all. You are driving a computer and it is telling another computer how to drive the car. It is steer by wire. Brake by wire. Accelerate by wire. But you will think it is better to drive than any other. Isn’t that a mind f###? Oh and it is SI, formerly known as AI. I am very emotional tonight. Am thinking about why. Will write that "— X · @Scobleizer
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